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"I think that movies are different things to different people. To me, they’re a really important part of cultural identity. They’re a great touchstone to who we were and what were on about at any given time. You look back to the cinema of the ’70s and ’80s and you see all different types of actors and palettes. It wasn’t so much about physical perfection. You had very odd leading men. It’s interesting how movies and culture reflect who we are. You’ll find that the movie business is paid for by those mega movies. The movie business is paid for by Big Macs. By movies as product. Movie studios use that term “product” all the time. Product? You mean you have a lot of stories? No, we have a lot of product. You have stories."

– DAVID FINCHER

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Let’s look at the facts: 1) In “The best superpower” Soren stops time (or freeze people). 2) In “Four best movie universe to die in” Soren says he has “willed” his parents’ dog to go to a specific Heaven. 3) In “7 horrifying lessons hidden in movies about childhood” Soren says normal human aging is confusing to him. 4) In “11 movie alternate universes with horrifying  downsides” Soren is seen teleporting/jumping between dimensions. 5) In “Why everyone wants to have sex with vampires” he talks about puberty as something other people went through, not him. 6) In “Why Disney’s Aladdin is secretly horrifying” he is very invested in the Genie’s entrapment in the lamp. By the end of the episode he admits to projecting his own problems/situation unto the Genie. 7) In “Why Peter Pan is propaganda for perverts” he says that he has a phobia of aging, but also seem to think it’s something that’s natural, just not to HIM and he would prefer to avoid it. 8) He is overall convinced he is better than the people surrounding him, and apparently people feel drawn to him according to Daniel. Most of these could just be because Soren thinks of himself as better/more important than others, but combined with his supernatural powers I propose Soren isn’t a human at all, but actually a powerful creature trapped in a mortal body he doesn’t know how to escape from. His powers might cause him to age slower than humans, but it’s happening, and he might die with the body which isn’t natural at all to him, hence his intense fear of aging. And sure, he has talked about his parents and early years, but we don’t know how long he has been trapped, under which circumstances, or if he’s just trying to seem more human to avoid trouble.

This would explain Soren’s preternatural hand-eye coordination:

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dontsitaround:

Let’s look at the facts:

1) In “The best superpower” Soren stops time (or freeze people).

2) In “Four best movie universe to die in” Soren says he has “willed” his parents’ dog to go to a specific Heaven.

3) In “7 horrifying lessons hidden in movies about childhood” Soren says normal human aging is confusing to him.

4) In “11 movie alternate universes with horrifying  downsides” Soren is seen teleporting/jumping between dimensions.

5) In “Why everyone wants to have sex with vampires” he talks about puberty as something other people went through, not him.

6) In “Why Disney’s Aladdin is secretly horrifying” he is very invested in the Genie’s entrapment in the lamp. By the end of the episode he admits to projecting his own problems/situation unto the Genie.

7) In “Why Peter Pan is propaganda for perverts” he says that he has a phobia of aging, but also seem to think it’s something that’s natural, just not to HIM and he would prefer to avoid it.

8) He is overall convinced he is better than the people surrounding him, and apparently people feel drawn to him according to Daniel.

Most of these could just be because Soren thinks of himself as better/more important than others, but combined with his supernatural powers I propose Soren isn’t a human at all, but actually a powerful creature trapped in a mortal body he doesn’t know how to escape from. His powers might cause him to age slower than humans, but it’s happening, and he might die with the body which isn’t natural at all to him, hence his intense fear of aging.

And sure, he has talked about his parents and early years, but we don’t know how long he has been trapped, under which circumstances, or if he’s just trying to seem more human to avoid trouble.

This would explain Soren’s preternatural hand-eye coordination:

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clickholeofficial:

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Fishy politics.
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